1. He said I was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade A bitch. Quite complimentary really!
2. Can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? You know what, nvm I want to be surprised.
3. I'm at the casino and some guy apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. It's like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
4. Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a jerk and some people find it endearing.
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2. Can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? You know what, nvm I want to be surprised.
3. I'm at the casino and some guy apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. It's like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
4. Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a jerk and some people find it endearing.
[Or text him!!!]