holeful: (John Mulaney) (Default)
Fukuda Tamotsu ([personal profile] holeful) wrote in [community profile] glocksuke 2021-04-19 10:07 pm (UTC)

1. so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

2. I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.

3. .......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.

4. My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic


[Or text him???]

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