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a nice girl who is definitely your age ([personal profile] fishingforcompliments) wrote in [community profile] glocksuke 2021-04-19 11:16 pm (UTC)

1. When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.

2. There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.

3. That is the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.

4. He said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear".

5. You asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. You were showing him a baked potato.

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