disreguarded: [ᴋʏᴏᴛᴏsᴘᴀʀᴛʏ] (51)
beauregard ([personal profile] disreguarded) wrote in [community profile] glocksuke 2021-04-20 03:50 pm (UTC)

1. This drink tastes like mosquito repellent

2. Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the kitchen on the first floor

3. Im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year

4. I vaguely remember telling the stairs that they needed to stop moving and that no, I DIDN'T care that they were married, and then nothin

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