this asshole is back again! but he brought guzi with him. they're wearing matching hats because this kid really does have him wrapped around his little finger, and qi rong is carrying him around the park.
"Dad! Let's go on the flying elephants next!"]
Alright, alright...
[and he just cuts to the front of the line, because of course he does.
"Dad, that's rude... you have to wait your turn..."
...
chagrined, he heads to the back of the line.]
what's the chinese equivalent of a karen, anyway
[you're in line for food! there's a nice, tasty treat. exactly one left in the batch - it'll be a while before a new batch is made.
qi rong and guzi are right behind you in line. guzi is staring, his eyes wide and sparkling, drooling a little at whatever treat it is. qi rong clears his throat.]
Hey, you're not gonna fuckin' ruin the kid's day, are you? Let us have that.
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[i don't know why you'd want to text him but you can text him if you want!! or just throw a different prompt at me.]
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what's the chinese equivalent of a karen, anyway
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