Merry Christmas! [does he know you? who the fuck knows! but he seems incredibly excited as he jabs his thumb straight into his own chest to gesture to himself.] Santa's really busy preparing for Christmas Eve, but I'm helping out today! Are you looking for a gift for yourself, or for somebody else?
[i.e. free presents! you can also just treat this as a wildcard, i don't care.]
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in the middle of
christmas townthe christmas village, there's a boy. there's a boy dressed in a santa outfit with a rotund companion, large burlap sack at his feet and hands on his hips.]Merry Christmas! [does he know you? who the fuck knows! but he seems incredibly excited as he jabs his thumb straight into his own chest to gesture to himself.] Santa's really busy preparing for Christmas Eve, but I'm helping out today! Are you looking for a gift for yourself, or for somebody else?
[i.e. free presents! you can also just treat this as a wildcard, i don't care.]