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𝔅𝔬𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔩 ([personal profile] shirtbag) wrote in [community profile] glocksuke 2024-12-26 09:50 pm (UTC)

[ he looks at that hand for a moment before deciding he won't be emasculated. so he slides off his santa hat and deposits it in her hand instead before pushing from his seat. (he's not bothering to fix his hat hair.) ]

Lookie there! I can finally get my bottom off this dadgum seat.

[ he pulls at the beard and it comes clean off along with the mustache!! freedom!! he drops it on the floor. maybe this will traumatize some children but he's obviously unbothered. ]

Let's get outta here. You doin' some shoppin'?

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