❄ I just wanna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe ... [sisi voice] A Jingle Mingle

[alittlefuninstead]

Wherever you are, whoever you are, you'll likely find yourself blinking one moment and teleporting in a flurry of snowflakes the next. Luckily for you, there's no murder this time! (Probably.)

Rather, you'll hear Christmas carols aplenty as you approach a winter castle, snow lightly falling and various paths leading to gardens filled with still-blooming flowers (how.) and lit topiary displays.

Upon entering the castle, you'll find it's brightly lit and decorated...welcome to the party! Frost lightly dusts the walls and some nearby surfaces and guests will find there are halls and floors aplenty to explore. There are rooms filled with plush chairs and fireplaces for those looking for something cozier, rooms filled with all kinds of games and toys, and naturally there's a large ballroom prime for dancing. Spread through you'll find tables of snacks, full-course meals, drinks, desserts, and even champagne towers. Are you looking for something specific? Simply ask a member of the staff. Watch your step though! Their assistants really are doing their best to help, and the jingling bell may be too faint to hear if you aren't paying attention.

It seems as though you've all been invited to a wonderful holiday party for no reason at all...but there is one thing amiss...or, should I say...amistletoe?

Pinned up on every doorway is a sprig of fresh mistletoe, decorated with bright red bows and dustings of frost. And sure, perhaps it's easy just to avoid the doorways if you want to be a spoilsport. But should you avoid it for too long, it will seem as though the mistletoe is following you, almost as if some asshole is hiding out and purposefully trailing behind to keep it dangling over your head.

Oh. And did I mention you can't leave the castle grounds until you play along? Pucker up.

[ooc: this can be any past murdergame characters y'all, go nuts.

for clarity sake, this includes characters from: reapsody, grimmoired, plasmatio, subdivided, thotordie, bluesclues, tropicalgetaway, notagain, and redactable!

edit: and by popular demand any of you from the above games can also bring your yuggoths and your tikirobos. The Robowests were in CRAU and therefore don't count goodbye.]

Comments

[unfriendliest]

I'm not cleaning it for you.

[preowned]

I see. In that case...

[ he's just fleeing the scene of his crime ]

[unfriendliest]

[ ?! ]

Tsurumaru Kuninaga!

[ you BITCH he's chasing after ]

[preowned]

[ NO!!! ]

We shouldn't worry about it!

[unfriendliest]

[ the second kara is close enough he's grabbing tsuru by the back of his clothes ]

The staff shouldn't have to deal with your mess.

[ the adorable penguins... ]

[preowned]

I'm not wearing my internal affairs clothes...

[ he can't do chores like this ]

[unfriendliest]

You get a lot dirtier in battle than you do at the citadel, anyway. It'll wash out.

[preowned]

[ UGGGHHHhhhhh

he's going to try to twist around so he can grab kara by the arm. ]

It will go much more quickly if you help me.

[unfriendliest]

I'll help, but I'm not doing it alone.

[ you're going to WORK, tsuru. ]

[preowned]

... then let's go.

[ the only reason he's agreeing is because it means he can bother kara as they clean. ]

[unfriendliest]

We just need something to clean it with.

[ time to intimidate an elf ]

[preowned]

[ they're just going to go fucking bully these elves for cleaning suppplies i GUESS ]

[unfriendliest]

[ that's exactly what they're going to do ]

Oi. We need something for that.

[ the fallen champagne tower... ]

[preowned]

Preferably something that will clean it up quickly.

[ he has other messes to make. ]

[unfriendliest]

[ dryly: ]

He'll leave surprises around the castle if it's quick enough.

[preowned]

Yes, only the best for our esteemed hosts!

[ these poor penguins will go and fetch



a broom and vacuum. ]

[unfriendliest]

[ . . . ]

This isn't going to help with the alcohol you spilled everywhere.

[preowned]

... I suppose we will have to improvise.

[ he starts to drag this vacuum with him ig ]

[unfriendliest]

[ kara just sighs and follows with the broom. these are their lives now. ]

[preowned]

Do you know how to use one of these?

[ he's going to break it. ]

[unfriendliest]

No.

[ he only knows how to use a broom? so he does. and appears to be extremely unsatisfied with the way it just pushes the liquid around. ]

...I really don't think this is going to work.

[preowned]

Let me try...

[ well, tsuru is going to try to use the vacuum, except he isn't? plugging it in to anything?? so this is just completely useless. ]

I... do not think it's working.

[unfriendliest]

Obviously.

We should probably ask for something else.

[preowned]

Hm...

[ he just abandons the vacuum and goes to wander to the elves instead this time. ]

Excuse us, but someone made a mess, and we wish to help clean it. Do you have anything that is actually useful?

[ he just shifted the blame to someone else it's fine ]

[unfriendliest]

[ he can probably feel the intensity of kara glaring at his back ]