glocksuke | ❄ I just wanna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe ... [sisi voice] A Jingle Mingle

Wherever you are, whoever you are, you'll likely find yourself blinking one moment and teleporting in a flurry of snowflakes the next. Luckily for you, there's no murder this time! (Probably.)

Rather, you'll hear Christmas carols aplenty as you approach a winter castle, snow lightly falling and various paths leading to gardens filled with still-blooming flowers (how.) and lit topiary displays.

Upon entering the castle, you'll find it's brightly lit and decorated...welcome to the party! Frost lightly dusts the walls and some nearby surfaces and guests will find there are halls and floors aplenty to explore. There are rooms filled with plush chairs and fireplaces for those looking for something cozier, rooms filled with all kinds of games and toys, and naturally there's a large ballroom prime for dancing. Spread through you'll find tables of snacks, full-course meals, drinks, desserts, and even champagne towers. Are you looking for something specific? Simply ask a member of the staff. Watch your step though! Their assistants really are doing their best to help, and the jingling bell may be too faint to hear if you aren't paying attention.

It seems as though you've all been invited to a wonderful holiday party for no reason at all...but there is one thing amiss...or, should I say...amistletoe?

Pinned up on every doorway is a sprig of fresh mistletoe, decorated with bright red bows and dustings of frost. And sure, perhaps it's easy just to avoid the doorways if you want to be a spoilsport. But should you avoid it for too long, it will seem as though the mistletoe is following you, almost as if some asshole is hiding out and purposefully trailing behind to keep it dangling over your head.

Oh. And did I mention you can't leave the castle grounds until you play along? Pucker up.

[ooc: this can be any past murdergame characters y'all, go nuts.

for clarity sake, this includes characters from:

reapsody,

grimmoired,

plasmatio,

subdivided,

thotordie,

bluesclues,

tropicalgetaway,

notagain, and

redactable!

edit: and by popular demand any of you from the above games can also bring your

yuggoths and your

tikirobos. The Robowests were in CRAU and therefore don't count goodbye.]

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[ WEHEHE

but alas, her hubris immediately comes for her and she lets out a startled cat noise? akira, why are your elbows so sharp ]

Whargh-! A critical strike to the ribs!

[oh]

[HE KNOWS THAT CAT NOISE]

[as soon as the yelp reaches his ears he freezes in place. which is kind of funny because he's like. . . mid-rolling over]

-- oh.

Hey, Futaba.

[just. ignoring that he GUTTED HER WITH HIS ELBOW, yep]

[ it's cool she's just wiggling now to maybe just strong arm them both off the chair? maybe she'll get lucky and she won't get squished entirely!! ]

Your DEX stat is too high for my sneak attack...!

Hm, what's the phrase? Oh, right.

"Git gud."

[FUTABA ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT??? it's working though, if she wiggles enough they are definitely going to fall off of the chair]

[. . . but Akira will at least try to roll so he doesn't land on top of her]

[ GASPS IN SHEER OFFENSE?? TIME TO WIGGLE HARDER FOR USING HER OWN WORDS AGAINST HER. ]

[LISTEN HE'S JUST SAYING]

[anyway they're totally falling now. OOF. Akira lands first, right on his back, with Futaba on top. YOU'RE WELCOME! also he's cracking up]

[ she wins! though she'll at least roll off of him now to slapchop his arm for his crimes ]

Hi, Akira.

[oof. he sits up, rubbing at his arm in faux pain as he quirks a brow at her]

You look like you're having a good time.

[ she's beaming ]

I get to see everyone again!

[ and cause some chaos for the road. don't mind the fire that probably happens sometime after this ]

[futaba]

[no it's probably fine. fires are healthy, right??]

Have you met up with any of your friends yet?

["friends from the center of the universe," he means!! since clearly she's met up with HIM and HE is a friend]

Yeah, I found some weirdo on the couch.

[ mwehehe ]

Really? What's he like? You should introduce me sometime.

[these punks]

He's kinda stinky and a terrible cushion? I dunno.

Huh. You have bad taste in friends, then.

[HE CAN ONLY SAY THIS BECAUSE HE KNOWS SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HIM]

[ she nods solemnly ]

Tsuru's terrible.

[. . . . . . . . . . DOES SHE MEAN THE GUY WHO GOT KILLED BY A ROCK???]

Tsuru-- Tsurumaru?

[ haha, she doesn't know that detail ]

Oh yeah...! You got to do electric boogaloo with him!

[it's fine lets not talk ab out that detail!!!]

Is that what we're calling it now? "Electric boogaloo?" I feel like that's almost offensive to the boogaloo.

Boogaloo Two! just sounds silly.

[ it's all in the aesthetic, clearly ]

Unless you've got a better idea in there?

Maaaaaybe. But it's not exactly polite.

[WHO WOULD BE POLITE ABOUT NAMING MURDER GAMES, HONESTLY]

We can't call it "notto disu shitto agen".

Hn? Why not?

[because it's WAY better than anything he thought of]

Too long, makes you think of weird old men.

[ so she says. ]

Tell me yours!!

You're not going to like it if your issue with "notto disu shitto agen" is "it's too long."

[ ............. ]

Don't tell me it's 'what the fuck is this shit i already suffered enough the first time why'd i gotta do this again i wanna talk to the manager'.

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