❄ I just wanna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe ... [sisi voice] A Jingle Mingle

[alittlefuninstead]

Wherever you are, whoever you are, you'll likely find yourself blinking one moment and teleporting in a flurry of snowflakes the next. Luckily for you, there's no murder this time! (Probably.)

Rather, you'll hear Christmas carols aplenty as you approach a winter castle, snow lightly falling and various paths leading to gardens filled with still-blooming flowers (how.) and lit topiary displays.

Upon entering the castle, you'll find it's brightly lit and decorated...welcome to the party! Frost lightly dusts the walls and some nearby surfaces and guests will find there are halls and floors aplenty to explore. There are rooms filled with plush chairs and fireplaces for those looking for something cozier, rooms filled with all kinds of games and toys, and naturally there's a large ballroom prime for dancing. Spread through you'll find tables of snacks, full-course meals, drinks, desserts, and even champagne towers. Are you looking for something specific? Simply ask a member of the staff. Watch your step though! Their assistants really are doing their best to help, and the jingling bell may be too faint to hear if you aren't paying attention.

It seems as though you've all been invited to a wonderful holiday party for no reason at all...but there is one thing amiss...or, should I say...amistletoe?

Pinned up on every doorway is a sprig of fresh mistletoe, decorated with bright red bows and dustings of frost. And sure, perhaps it's easy just to avoid the doorways if you want to be a spoilsport. But should you avoid it for too long, it will seem as though the mistletoe is following you, almost as if some asshole is hiding out and purposefully trailing behind to keep it dangling over your head.

Oh. And did I mention you can't leave the castle grounds until you play along? Pucker up.

[ooc: this can be any past murdergame characters y'all, go nuts.

for clarity sake, this includes characters from: reapsody, grimmoired, plasmatio, subdivided, thotordie, bluesclues, tropicalgetaway, notagain, and redactable!

edit: and by popular demand any of you from the above games can also bring your yuggoths and your tikirobos. The Robowests were in CRAU and therefore don't count goodbye.]

Comments

[robopriest]

No problem.

[And he'll just wander over to pluck a Pepsi bottle from the table of drinks to move to hand it back to them.]

Enjoy.

[digestif]

[ HELL YES THIS RULES. with a mischievous grin, they accept. they did not think he would actually do it. ]

Thank yoooou! You really are a kindly priest. But now I'm curious about how strict those vows really are.

[robopriest]

[He smirks.]

Hm? Why are you asking something like that? Are you trying to accuse this kindly priest of not following his vows?

[digestif]

Don't be silly. I'm just tragically uneducated, that's all.

[robopriest]

Oh, don't put yourself down. I'm sure you're very smart. I'd bet money on it.

[digestif]

Mm, you'd win that money. I meant more specifically when it comes to religion, outside of things like cults and dangerous groups. As I'm sure you could guess, churches don't usually mix well with me, so I don't know much about priests... you're very mysterious...

[robopriest]

I am very mysterious.

[He's smirking.]

But I assure you, I'm not part of any cult. I just do my due diligence as a priest.

[digestif]

Very mysterious!

[ and shady-looking? not as shady as Majima, though, so he's light years away from tripping their danger sensor. ]

Your due diligence? Teaching the people and singing songs, living as an eternal bachelor, correct?