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1. When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
2. There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
3. That is the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
4. He said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear".
5. You asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. You were showing him a baked potato.
2. There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
3. That is the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
4. He said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear".
5. You asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. You were showing him a baked potato.
i.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
ii.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
ii.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
1. Be not ashamed. As the kids say these days: It was youtube-worthy.
2. DHA (docosahexaenoic acid) can help promote the development of brain and nerve tissue.
It can also help prevent memory loss.
3. Text him
2. DHA (docosahexaenoic acid) can help promote the development of brain and nerve tissue.
It can also help prevent memory loss.
3. Text him
0!
I promise, meeting my brother will go fine!
I promise, meeting my brother will go fine!
It was a pun!
Puns are meant to make people laugh!
Puns are meant to make people laugh!
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yikes!
well, she'll immediately just move to put their arm around her shoulder so she can help them over to sit down somewhere.]
...you've had quite a lot to drink without me, haven't you!
yikes!
well, she'll immediately just move to put their arm around her shoulder so she can help them over to sit down somewhere.]
...you've had quite a lot to drink without me, haven't you!
that should not be too difficult to manage
with my powers back i can blow the door down
with my powers back i can blow the door down
how could that be ?
you are far too young to be going gray
you are far too young to be going gray
We have those, too. It depends on the location.
That is uncommon, but... I suppose maybe not for his highness...? Still, to leave alcohol as a present would be a bit strange...
It's a better lead than most, Miss Shinobu. Thank you very much.
I hope you've been well.
That is uncommon, but... I suppose maybe not for his highness...? Still, to leave alcohol as a present would be a bit strange...
It's a better lead than most, Miss Shinobu. Thank you very much.
I hope you've been well.
oh come now !
what's the worst that they could have seen you do ?
what's the worst that they could have seen you do ?
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