fergalicious: (so delicious)
queen♔♕medb ([personal profile] fergalicious) wrote in [community profile] glocksuke 2021-04-19 10:28 pm (UTC)

1. Someone just told me I smell like bad decisions.

2. This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Heart.

3. He was really drunk so I told him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. He couldn't. Hey, did you know testicles can burst?

4. I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.


[ or text her ]

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