1. An open call to all exes! I have a drunk text policy that requires I delete any and all texts after drink 3, however I have reason to believe I have done something stupid. If I have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours I was horny and lying. That is all.
2. I'm reading 50 Shades of Grey and masturbating while he's doing home repairs downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich...
3. I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
4. I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what I cannot see. Sort of like god.
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An open call to all exes! I have a drunk text policy that requires I delete any and all texts after drink 3, however I have reason to believe I have done something stupid. If I have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours I was horny and lying. That is all.
2.
I'm reading 50 Shades of Grey and masturbating while he's doing home repairs downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich...
3.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
4.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what I cannot see. Sort of like god.