1. THAT stays in the ROOM. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the room brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
2. You climbed in a garbage can and said you were "trashed".
3. Potato salad is not a cupcake ingredient.
4. Somebody asked her if she was okay. She turned around, started running, and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins", before doing a small pirouette. It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
5. The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
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2. You climbed in a garbage can and said you were "trashed".
3. Potato salad is not a cupcake ingredient.
4. Somebody asked her if she was okay. She turned around, started running, and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins", before doing a small pirouette. It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
5. The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
[text him or maybe don't]