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ʀᴏʏᴄᴇ ([personal profile] malborn) wrote in [community profile] glocksuke 2021-04-20 04:07 pm (UTC)

1. I'm surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didn't end up worse.

2. Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyone's sexual history? Because that is, in fact, what you did.

3. I woke up before dawn and found myself wrapped in Christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.

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