liuli: (294)
manipulate marquis malewife ([personal profile] liuli) wrote in [community profile] glocksuke2021-04-19 05:20 pm

[ mg hell ] tfln




MCU (MURDERGAME CINEMATIC UNIVERSE) POSTGAME TFLN
if ya don't know, now ya know
fergalicious: (so delicious)

[personal profile] fergalicious 2021-04-19 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Someone just told me I smell like bad decisions.

2. This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Heart.

3. He was really drunk so I told him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. He couldn't. Hey, did you know testicles can burst?

4. I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.


[ or text her ]
fergalicious: (and can't no other lady)

[personal profile] fergalicious 2021-04-19 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Some poor sap named Kintoki! He'll get up again eventually.
fergalicious: (and i know i'm coming off)

[personal profile] fergalicious 2021-04-19 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehe. He's whining about something golden now, so something is dead. He was so flustered and thought he could outdrink me.

His mistake!
fergalicious: (muah)

[personal profile] fergalicious 2021-04-19 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, all of it is on his money. An absolute victory for me. ☆
fergalicious: (i ain't trying to round up)

[personal profile] fergalicious 2021-04-19 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're that confident, there won't be any injuries on the table. At least not of that kind.

I'm sure we can find a way to make it interesting, if it's you and me. ♡
fergalicious: (all the times i turn around)

[personal profile] fergalicious 2021-04-21 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
it's a date! if we're not having fun, we're not doing something right!

although i think you should count your other talents more than how much you can drink.
fisherwoman: (with your milky whites on parade!)

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[personal profile] fisherwoman 2021-04-20 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, that's a mental image I didn't need... What did he do to make you angry? Unless you just wanted to see if he could.
fergalicious: (all that shit is fictitious)

[personal profile] fergalicious 2021-04-21 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
come on, endorsi! it's hilarious!

he didn't make me angry. i just wanted to see how much of a fool he could make of himself.