You always socialize with me! You're like a cat, except I assume even cats leave their owners alone long enough to let them visit the lavatory in peace!
I'm sorry to be so blunt, but you must make your debut into society! How can we properly chill with my boys if you don't have the proper clout?
4, i'm making this limbo just for you <3
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[he's looking up from his phone in shock]
Why are you here?!
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[HIIIIIIIIIIIII <3]
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I brought you here to socialize, not make me question my very existence! Stop!
Go get a poké bowl or something!
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:(
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I'm sorry to be so blunt, but you must make your debut into society! How can we properly chill with my boys if you don't have the proper clout?
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And debut into society? Clout? You are typing strange things to me, my pink-haired dear friend!
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Go talk to someone! Show them your shoes. Talk about the brand! It's a party!!
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And that sounds like a fine idea, but you have no friends I can talk to.
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And, no! At the moment, I'm feeling very stressed. Not to mention that my drink is nearly out, and I'll have to momentarily get up to replace it.
[he holds up the glass, and indicates this helpfully. because they're texting while looking at each other. this stupid situation.]
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And you should use the magic word. :)c
[THIS IS SO STUPID]