i. I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
ii. sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
iii. if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
iv. You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
iii.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
iv.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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I hope that means you aren't now, though, Miss Clem. After everything!
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Just easier if not everyone around here knows that.
Wait are you still homeless?
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People just think I am when they see me. Haha...
But it does have its benefits, sometimes!
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sorry girl winedrunk me is a wild party that doesn't stop
if it makes you feel better i currently am facedown in a dark room as death approaches so karma!
you did your best
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retribution
death approaches
goodbye cruel world may the afterlife have less migraines
[she is very hungover.]
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Less big on friends waiting in the afterlife, though. Makes it feel like they're just impatiently rushing me to join them. Pretty rude.