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MCU (MURDERGAME CINEMATIC UNIVERSE) POSTGAME TFLN
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[fishingforcompliments]

Well, clearly I must have, for me to have made it to the bath!

[getdrekt]

You make it sound very simple.

You tried to get out, but the trash can fell on its side, and began rolling away with you inside. I had to chase you down a hill.

Do you really not remember that? You threw up directly on to me and started crying as soon as I'd managed to catch up and pull you out.

[fishingforcompliments]

Truly?!

I do not remember that at all!

[getdrekt]

How about Yin Yu apologizing to me for roughly twenty minutes as you tried to show both of us how "sober" you were by doing push-ups.

You forgot what you were doing, so you just laid on the ground, smiling at us.

[fishingforcompliments]

That does not sound quite right.

Even drunk, I am certain that I would know that push-ups are not my forte. Were I trying to demonstrate that I was sober, I would have picked something else.

[getdrekt]

Then what were you trying to do? I had assumed push-ups.



Were you swimming?

[fishingforcompliments]

As I have said, I do not remember!

[she was definitely swimming.]

[getdrekt]

Right.

[swimming................]

Don't do any more puns.

[fishingforcompliments]

I won't.

[and then like a minute later:]

Still, you could have at least laughed.

[getdrekt]

WHY do you remember my lack of laughter but not THROWING UP ON ME.

[fishingforcompliments]

Because I made the joke in an attempt to make you laugh!

I was keeping a close eye on your reaction!

[getdrekt]

Hilarious. The irony, not the pun.

You should have saved it for Dimitri. My sense of humor is a little more refined. [no it's not]

[fishingforcompliments]

Refined? Really?

[(x) doubt]

[getdrekt]

I'VE never crawled into a trash can.

[fishingforcompliments]

do they even have trash cans in your world.

[getdrekt]

How dare you.

Do you think Auldrant is some backwards existence? Of course we have trash cans. Do I need to put you in one to prove it?

[fishingforcompliments]

There is no need to be rude.

Trash cans of the sort we are speaking of are quite different from the receptacles we put our garbage in back in Fódlan, and I would hardly describe it as a "backwards existence".

I merely meant to point out that the fact that you have not put yourself in one could have been because such a thing was not commonplace where you are from!

[getdrekt]

[weirdly misplaced nationalism de-intensifies]

Fine.

I would never place myself inside of a container that once held trash.

[fishingforcompliments]

I suppose that is fair enough.

[getdrekt]

Humor is better when it has a deeper meaning.

For example, did you know that all fish are born with the innate ability to dance on the stage?

But only once, and only for a minute or so.

[DARK?]

[fishingforcompliments]

What sort of deeper meaning is there in a dead fish, Asch...

[getdrekt]

It's funny.

[fishingforcompliments]

No, it is quite sad.

The poor fish...

[getdrekt]

[?????]

Aren't fish your favorite food.

[fishingforcompliments]

Yes...

But when they are killed for food a spectacle is not made of their deaths.