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[liuli]

MCU (MURDERGAME CINEMATIC UNIVERSE) POSTGAME TFLN
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Comments

[applechemist]

i.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.

ii.
I'm stranded in a world I don't know. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this... "Applebees."

iii.
I can't talk right now. We are trying to finish our assignment so we can play with play-doh.

iv.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...

ii.

[getdrekt]

No. No. Absolutely not.

Look around. Is there a Five Guy's? A Denny's, at least?

[applechemist]

Are those better? I don't see any.

[getdrekt]

[dire]

What does the address on the menu say?

[applechemist]

I don't have a menu, they're closed.

[getdrekt]

They close?

[wait]

Do NOT pass out outside a strange Applebee's! There must be something acceptable and open nearby. Look around. What do you see.

[applechemist]

I guess so?

Hmm... There are some other restaurants, but they're all closed too. It's pretty late at night. I can keep exploring, but I'm getting pretty tired...

And this place has apple in the name!

[getdrekt]

Do NOT bond with the Applebee's. It's not even Happy Hour.

What are your closest cross streets? Maybe we can narrow it down from there.

[applechemist]

I'm not going to bond with an Applebee's!

Cross streets? I don't know, this one street is really long??

[getdrekt]

[asch groans out loud. how the hell is he supposed to figure out what cursed corner of north america is escha stuck in when there was long streets everywhere??

oh

wait!]

Is there any phone numbers on anything around you?

[applechemist]

Why would there be phone numbers just written down around outside?

[ there definitely ARE she just thinks that's weird. ]

[getdrekt]

I don't know. It's never made sense to me. You're already at the restaurant. Why would you need their number then? It's not on their big signs that you can see from a distance, either.

[applechemist]

Right?

And how would a phone number even help? You can't call them. They're closed.

i

[fishingforcompliments]

That sounds like a rather overpriced sausage!

But I am sure they appreciated your patronage.

[applechemist]

I don't really understand currencies from other worlds, but I had enough, so it was probably fine. Sometimes you have to pay for quality!

Although since I gave it away I'm not really sure if it WAS good quality or not...

[fishingforcompliments]

Did the person you gave it to seem to enjoy it?

[applechemist]

They did!

But they were drunk, so the bar might have been a little low for them...? This is complicated.

[fishingforcompliments]

They say that alcohol lowers inhibitions, does it not?

Therefore, I think if that person seemed to enjoy it, it was good!

After all, if it was bad, there would be very little holding them back from saying so.

[applechemist]

Oh that's a really good point!! Then I think it's safe to say that it was worth the $9!

But now I'm jealous that I didn't eat it myself...

[fishingforcompliments]

You could always pay them another visit and get one for yourself!

[applechemist]

I think I will!

Want to come? I'll pay!

[fishingforcompliments]

That sounds like fun!

[applechemist]

It'll be a sausage party!

[ no!!!!! ]

[fishingforcompliments]

A sausage party... how wonderful! I cannot wait!

[WHY IS THIS HAPPENING]

[applechemist]

Should we invite more people?