[asch groans out loud. how the hell is he supposed to figure out what cursed corner of north america is escha stuck in when there was long streets everywhere??
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Is there any phone numbers on anything around you?
I don't know. It's never made sense to me. You're already at the restaurant. Why would you need their number then? It's not on their big signs that you can see from a distance, either.
For example, what if Applebee's was robbed? The police would need to note down its address and phone number, so having it present on the door is easier, even if the shop isn't open.
Nothing is centrally located. Whoever was in charge of urban and suburban management should have been fired and put to death, not necessarily in that order. For so many people, that's barely any public transportation outside of large city centers.
Ridiculous.
Why do barbeque restaurants always have a pig mascot? Are they not aware of what they're selling?
Oh I know!! This street is so long and the only "cross-walks" are really far away. And there are a bunch of apartments nearby such heavy traffic. Aren't they worried about the kids getting hurt? This isn't my area of government, but even I have some criticisms...
I think you're too caught up on mascots and cartoons, though... Maybe they just don't want people to feel guilty for it. Like they're trying to say the pig is fine with being eaten?
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Hmm... There are some other restaurants, but they're all closed too. It's pretty late at night. I can keep exploring, but I'm getting pretty tired...
And this place has apple in the name!
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What are your closest cross streets? Maybe we can narrow it down from there.
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Cross streets? I don't know, this one street is really long??
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oh
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Is there any phone numbers on anything around you?
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[ there definitely ARE she just thinks that's weird. ]
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And how would a phone number even help? You can't call them. They're closed.
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...Crime, or something.
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For example, what if Applebee's was robbed? The police would need to note down its address and phone number, so having it present on the door is easier, even if the shop isn't open.
Maybe.
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Advanced worlds sure have strange systems.
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For example: why do they draw their sun wearing sunglasses? What is it attempting to block? Ridiculous.
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He could also be trying to, as Beau is fond of saying, "block out the haters".
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It's the "cars" that I can't get over. There are way too many of them. They seem really convenient, but there are WAY too many of them!!
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Ridiculous.
Why do barbeque restaurants always have a pig mascot? Are they not aware of what they're selling?
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I think you're too caught up on mascots and cartoons, though... Maybe they just don't want people to feel guilty for it. Like they're trying to say the pig is fine with being eaten?
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wait
there was a point to this, wasn't there?
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Stop! Focus!
WHAT IS THE PHONE NUMBER FOR APPLEBEE'S.
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The. Number.
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[ she texts him a number, area code included. JEEZ. ]
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How.
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I was just exploring!
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