[There is an edgy child in all black standing on top of one of the lamp posts, straight as a rail, hands stuffed in both pockets.]

Well, I see humans have now made their own horrendous realm to partake in their materialistic and fickle ways. As if malls weren't enough already.

[Actually... that doesn't sound like a child at all? And upon closer inspection, that's probably a young man who unfortunately can't be any taller than five foot. Sucks to be him.

There are a pair of ears which might be hard to see on his head because of the poof of black hair. Whoever got these on him may be dead now.]