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[liuli]

MCU (MURDERGAME CINEMATIC UNIVERSE) POSTGAME TFLN
if ya don't know, now ya know

Comments

[malborn]

1. I'm surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didn't end up worse.

2. Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyone's sexual history? Because that is, in fact, what you did.

3. I woke up before dawn and found myself wrapped in Christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.

[wowcool]

1. I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.

2. You sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. It took 15 minutes to read them all.

3. Please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.

4. You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Wrapped inside a burrito.

[Or text him!!]

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[holeful]

Oh.
That's a pretty impressive feat for a seagull but I don't know who you are?

[wowcool]

Yes I thought so! It just went for it with gusto!

Wait did I send this wrong? Who is this?

[holeful]

I think so? I don't recognize your number. This is Fukuda.

Also did you get a video of the seagull because I want to see.

[wowcool]

Fukuda? That's funny.

And of course I did. Here you go.

[JUST SENDING FUKUDA THIS VIDEO OF THIS SEAGULL SCARFING A WHOLE HOT DOG DOWN]

[holeful]

Thanks!!

[YES!!! He's distracted by this video for a little bit. He probably wanders off to find Grell who does not appreciate the video on the same level, probably. But then it occurs to him to ask;]

Wait, why is it funny?

[wowcool]

Oh no reason!

My name's Anaido! It's very cool to text someone new like this!

[holeful]

[HM.]

The Brilliant Detective?

[wowcool]

[???]

[Wait a second. How would this...person know he's a Brilliant Detective...]

The one and only?

[holeful]

[HOW INDEED]

I don't mean to be rude but is this a joke?

[wowcool]

Why would it be a joke? I would have no reason to joke about this sort of thing!

[holeful]

Because it shouldn't be possible for Anaido to exist outside of an id well?

[wowcool]

[Hm.]

[Hm, hm, hm.]

Sometimes very strange things can happen, you know. Things outside even what I know!

Here's a question for you, Fukuda! Your favorite number is three, isn't it?

[holeful]

[HM indeed.]

Of course. Three is a good number.

[wowcool]

Three is a very good number.

👉👉👉

You also have a hole in your head, don't you?

[holeful]

Of course. It would be bad if I didn't.

That's why you shouldn't exist without the id well.
[You shouldn't exist at all!!!!]

[wowcool]

I know I shouldn't. But I do! Somehow. Interesting, right? And I shouldn't be able to talk to you like this.

When I woke up like this in another place, I thought I was still in an id well. That wasn't the case though. I guess I'm just allowed to exist like this.

[holeful]

But you don't have a hole in your head.

[HE IS STUCK ON THIS BIG PROBLEM.]

[wowcool]

I don't, no. :(

The problem is, if I drill myself and make myself disappear, then all the good things I have will go away. So its hard.

Wen Ning and I and some others are trying to figure out a way around it though!!!

[holeful]

[He doesn't understand why that'd make him disappear but it's fine!!]

Wen Ning?

Did you end up in a strange place like the ship too?

[wowcool]

[BECAUSE HE'S A [REDACTED] YOU KNOW THIS VERY WELL, FUKUDA. BINCH]

The ship? What ship?

I was on an island at first. And I died there! And then I didn't die. And then I woke up in a different place that was like a summer camp with other people? It was all very overwhelming.

[holeful]

[WELL YOU WERE APPARENTLY VIBING OUTSIDE THE ID WELL SO WHY WOULD HE ASSUME THE SAME RULES STILL APPLY?]

Huh. But you got the ability to text people in other worlds from that, right? The ship I was on I died and then stopped being dead, too.

[wowcool]

Wait so you're not in prison anymore? How strange! And yes I can text anyone I want its very cool!!!

Did they kill people on the ship?

[holeful]

Haha well I was in prison until I was on the ship? It was very sudden.

But yeah. A lot of people died. But then we beat up a Furby monster and saved everyone?