1. Oh, good! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
2. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
3. Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
4. It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and bad timing to cause destruction wherever I go...
5. You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
6. I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
dianxia he will destroy whatever made you bleed if he finds out about this its not about whether or not theyre sterile its about the fact that you got hurt
Oh. Well, it's not a big deal! I've been hurt many times. You're right, though... let's keep it a secret. I don't want San Lang to worry... And, ah, it's no reason! Just a rowdy ghost, it's okay. I took care of it! Am taking care of it. Sterilizing!
One hundred years dungeon... is that a place or a period of time? But, ah, there's no need to worry, Miss Lup! I'm very good at not bleeding on things.
counterpoint: you are not good at not bleeding do not do surgical dohickeys in the kitchen or anywhere there isnt a Licensed Medical Professional or Cleric
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2. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
3. Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
4. It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and bad timing to cause destruction wherever I go...
5. You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
6. I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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It's a hypothetical question, Lady Windmaster! Haha...
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wheres your hua cheng
we need to make sure he doesnt find out about this or hell be mad
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Maybe some help would be appreciated, though, at least so I don't have to use Ruoye as a tourniquet for much longer
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its not about whether or not theyre sterile its about the fact that you got hurt
WHY DO YOU NEED A TOURNIQUET
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Well, it's not a big deal! I've been hurt many times.
You're right, though... let's keep it a secret. I don't want San Lang to worry...
And, ah, it's no reason! Just a rowdy ghost, it's okay. I took care of it! Am taking care of it. Sterilizing!
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anyway, suddenly xie lian has company! very concerned company.]
Do I need to throw some merits around to get a medical god to show up here...
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But, ah, there's no need to worry, Miss Lup!
I'm very good at not bleeding on things.
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counterpoint: you are not good at not bleeding
do not do surgical dohickeys in the kitchen or anywhere there isnt a Licensed Medical Professional or Cleric
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I don't die from it, though, so it's alright!
I will take my "do hickeys" outside of the kitchen. Nothing to worry over!
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i'm going to have to hire a cleric to follow your dumb butt around