ii. Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
iii. Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
iv. My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
ii.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
iii.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
iv.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy