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MCU (MURDERGAME CINEMATIC UNIVERSE) POSTGAME TFLN
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Comments

[fishingforcompliments]

Some people keep them as pets!

[snyaiper]

Why?

[fishingforcompliments]

Because they are cute!

Also, it is quite relaxing to see them swimming.

[snyaiper]

...


They're fish.

[fishingforcompliments]

Yes. And your point is?

[snyaiper]

Well if you're not going to kill it what's the problem?

[fishingforcompliments]

We will need to find a place to keep it permanently.

Keeping it in the bath will not be good for it, what with the soaps people use...

[snyaiper]

Ok but isn't that a problem for the idiot that put it there to solve?

[fishingforcompliments]

The problem is I do not know who put it there.

I was trying to get ahold of Yin Yu... he is always very good at solving problems such as these. There is nothing he does not know!

[snyaiper]

Well I already told you what I would do.

[fishingforcompliments]

Yes, you have. I thank you for your insight, Ogata.

[but she will not be murdering this poor defenseless fish]

[snyaiper]

What kind of fish is it, anyway.

[fishingforcompliments]

[she sends him a picture of three piranhas swimming around]

[snyaiper]

[Obviously not endemic to Japan but Ogata has had internet access for a while now and likes knowing things so.]

I think those are piranhas

[fishingforcompliments]

Oh, is that what they are called?

If I am remembering correctly, there were some in the river on the island. They did not taste very good.

All the more reason to assume that someone meant for them to be their pets!

[snyaiper]

I mean they eat flesh. I think I saw someone dispose of a body by feeding it to piranhas in a movie once.

[fishingforcompliments]

Do they?!

Oh, goodness. How dangerous! Why would someone put them in a bathtub, then?

[snyaiper]

Maybe they planned on having a body to dispose of.

[fishingforcompliments]

I can think of no one who would dare to do such a thing under this roof.

[hua cheng would eat them alive.]

[snyaiper]

It's no fun if you're not going to react properly.

[You were supposed to freak out!!!!]

[fishingforcompliments]

How was I meant to react?

[snyaiper]

I don't know. Alarmed. Scared? Not just immediately dismiss the threat of murder.

[fishingforcompliments]

Oh.

Eeek! I am so scared!





Was that better?

[snyaiper]

No it's too late. Now it just feels patronizing.

[fishingforcompliments]

Oh. I am sorry.