glocksuke | Jingle Mingle...2

Some of you may be used to this by now. For some of you, this may be your very first time being swept away in a flurry of snowflakes. (Though some of you may have been particularly naughty and were shoved into a burlap sack before disappearing into the storm.) As usual, it seems as though the time for bloodshed has passed and when you open your eyes you're greeted with...

...a ski lodge.

Worry not! This isn't the lodge Krampus had taken residence in but it's a rather large and cozy getaway. You may even find that your clothes have changed into something holiday-appropriate for the occasion. It seems as though someone has gone around decking the halls with boughs of holly, lights strewn along the walls, Christmas trees in large corners, and plenty of food and drink to go around. (Yes, this includes alcohol. Please do try to be responsible though, hm?)

Similarly, some of you may recognize the frosty patterns that lightly dust the walls and surfaces and the usual staff and their assistants are back in action. Should you require anything, you may ask one of them and they'll be at your service!

The lodge has plenty of rooms filled with furniture, fireplaces, games and more. And for those of you feeling a little more adventurous, you may venture outdoors. To the left there's a sprawling garden with gazebos, firepits, flowers and lit topiary displays. To the right, you may follow the path down to a hot spring. And straight ahead? There's the path leading you right to a rental shack holding skis, snowboards and snow mobiles.

This almost seems...quaint, doesn't it? And perhaps it's a little too easy, but you should know by now everything comes with a price.

Sprigs of mistletoe are pinned up in every doorway once again, bright red bows and dustings of frost lingering around them. Don't try to escape to the outdoors to avoid it! Ice sculptures appear in every direction each decorated with the mystical plant. You could try to avoid it, really, but avoiding it too long will earn a chilly breath of air directly in your ear as you're pushed straight into the nearest person. Wouldn't you rather choose on your own?

Well! The choice is yours, and you might want to make it fast. There's no way out without paying the kiss tax, after all.

[ooc: it's mgcu time! this mingle is open to characters from the following:

reapsody,

grimmoired,

plasmatio,

subdivided,

thotordie,

bluesclues,

tropicalgetaway,

notagain,

redactable,

snowend,

7rings,

seasonality, and

chasma!

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[Guzi and Teucer should be besties]

Hmmm... [Well he has a real answer for this but he's not going to tell it to a child, so--] Battling the dragons, perhaps.

[That one was pretty good, he'd fight some dragons again...]

[

dammit that would be cute]

You fought a DRAGON? [his eyes are wide as saucers.] Tell me all about it!

Ahaha, I don't mind, but perhaps we should find somewhere to sit? [Since he's just kind of been crouched down this whole time, and he likes to make things elaborate and exciting when he's telling stories to kids...] If your father doesn't mind, of course.

[guzi turns back to qi rong - ]

Dad! Let's sit down and listen to this guy's stories!

[...which means he has to shuffle over and look him up and down.]

Don't tell him anything weird.

[Well, he'll try, but like--]

What's your definition of "weird"?

Just remember he's a kid.

But Dad, you say stuff kids shouldn't hear all the time...

That's different. I'm your dad.

[You know what, that logic is fair enough to him. He waves a hand!]

Haha, no need to worry. I've got siblings around his age. [So it'll be fine! Honestly even if he made his dragon-fighting tale super violent it would probably be more appropriate than half the shit Qi Rong says--but in this case he will behave, mostly.]

Fine, then.

[guzi looks excited!! storytime!! qi rong is pretending he doesn't care but he'll also listen.]

[Can't believe Qi Rong is being a tsun (no)

But once they're settled, Childe will indeed launch into the story! It's a true story, but he adjusts the details here and there to make it sound more like a fairytale than the straightforwardly bloody work that it was. Perhaps unsurprisingly, he's a good storyteller, genuine but highly animated in a way that children often find entertaining. He's clearly done this before.]

[guzi has stars in his eyes, listening to this!!

qi rong, meanwhile, is inwardly coming up with more impressive-sounding (and totally fake) stories to tell guzi later so that the kid pays more attention to him.]

Woooooow. That's amazing!

[Get a job, Qi Rong]

Haha, it was very exciting, it's true! Don't worry, you'll be big enough to go on adventures in no time. [Then, sternly--] But listen to your father in the meantime, alright? It's dangerous without training.

[Guzi looks old enough to start training, in his opinion, but that's not up to him...]

[he will never get a job]

I'm gonna train looooots and become a really powerful cultivator!

[PAY YOUR RENT!!!]

A cultivator? Can you tell me about it?

[no]

Uh huh. It's someone who's reaaally strong and has powers and protects people. I know one! He's really nice!

[qi rong frowns]

...he's not that nice.

He fed me.

He tied me up!

He let you down eventually...

[This whole conversation is so enlightening. Hilarious. It's tempting to let them continue, but--]

What kind of powers does he have?

Impressive ones. Like a god!

[meanwhile, qi rong mutters about how gods aren't that impressive, but he's also cussing and doesn't want to be scolded by guzi, so he's doing it under his breath.]

[childe (handshake) qi rong
"gods kind of suck, actually"

--Except unfortunately Childe still respects and acknowledges their power, because he wants to fight them about it. Still, after an "ohhh" of understanding, he just puts a hand to his chin in thought--then holds it out, palm upward and clearly empty.]

Do you mean... like this? [With a playful smile, he summons a Hydro arrow, spinning it around for Guzi to see that it's real.]

[guzi's eyes go wide as saucers]

Wow! How did you do that? Are you a cultivator too?

Something like that! It's a bit different from your world, I imagine.

[With a small motion, the arrow dissipates, replaced by a small Hydro shark that swims around Guzi once before it disappears with a splash. He's Kokomi now.]

So cool...

[qi rong grumbles. why is his son paying attention to someone other than him.]

You made that out of water, right? Can you make things out of other stuff too?

[Because you haven't picked him up and walked away yet, Qi Rong]

Haha, no, just water. [laughs] But other people in my world can use different elements, like fire and ice.

Ohhh... I wanna see that too... well, maybe not the fire...

[qi rong makes a face, picks him up, and leaves.

huh.]

[what happened to our mistletoe kiss]

[no]

[COWARD]

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