your typical hogwarts au post. feel free to post characters from any previous mg, this is a free for all. you can use this to place your character into a house if you're unsure/want to have a crisis.
anyway hello, the tiniest second? yeah, second year. i say tiny but we learned in grimm both the ions are actually taller than a good couple of characters and truly,
he's a slytherin but he's generally sweet and polite and respectful to everyone in the school? a model hufflepuff? maybe a ravenclaw? are we sure he's in the right house? he's a model student at least, even if ~mysterious~ health problems plague him every now and then. ]
[ Hey it's your resident friendly and well-loved slytherin! Her and Ion really breaking the mold, huh? :) She's popular and everyone loves her!
Anyway remember how in Subdiv we got to go to HP world and Akane made, like, ominously smoking potions that killed plants they touched? And then a love potion to drug her crush??
So basically she loves making potions. She will make potions for you! They may or may not be what you asked for, but... She will make potions for you! ]
a) meet the world's tallest, lankiest slytherin, because apparently that's what we all are around here??? he may appear to be a textbook snake who prefers pummeling people with his fists rather than slinging spells around, but he's actually a pretty fun guy to be around when he isn't itching to pick a fight. good luck with that, though, because he prefers to be a lone wolf. as far as activities are concerned, he's almost always dozing off or messing around when he actually is present in class; more often than not, he's probably smoking on the outskirts of school grounds, or casually strolling through the forbidden forest. #yolo
perhaps the most jarring thing (at least ooc, i guess) is that he has two eyes? wild.
or . . .
b) he, somehow, was hired and allowed to teach defense against the dark arts? those who knew him during his school years probably heard about him falling in with the wrong crowd after graduation, then found himself on the wrong foot with some death eaters when he'd refused to sell out someone close to him. he disappeared for a few years and was thought dead, but eventually resurfaced... minus an eye, his ability to wear a shirt, and apparently some of his sanity.
he's, uh, a very eccentric teacher, to say the least. he believes in learning through hands-on experience and defending oneself in unorthodox ways, so students of his are rightfully frightened at first (if his appearance alone doesn't already do it)... the curses that leave his mouth are of the swearing variety rather than the unforgivable sort, though, and he's always quick to knock a troublemaker in the head for bullying another kid who can't quite defend themselves.
idk man roll with me here you act as if i know what i'm doing ]
a) so here we have what at a glance appears to be your standard aloof snake, all prim and properlike. he keeps to himself, doesn't go out of his way to engage people much, and when spoken to he's brisk and distant but polite, ultimately, which is more than can be said of some. he's positively scathing if someone rubs him the wrong way, though, but for whatever reason it seems actually, legitimately difficult for most to do that? either he's more patient than would appear, or he just expects people to be idiots in the first place. either or.
he has the study habits of a library shutin, but more often than not he actually can be found out on the grounds, putting things into practice. funny thing is, he doesn't much ever turn away someone who asks for help and legitimately needs it. just... don't ever ask him for potions tutoring. he's just barely short of being an utter disaster in that subject, merlin knows why.
or,
b) you have what mira calls professor energy julius. a straightforward and calm teacher who more than anything just seems fairly mild-mannered, if a bit teasingly wry or playful while lecturing about various transmutation laws that if it weren't for their existence would make life so much easier for them all, but what can you do? complain to gamp about his fundamental restrictions and exceptions when he's long dead? transfiguration isn't the most engaging subject for everyone, sure, it's very theory and knowledge dense compared to some of the other classes, but he does what he can to keep it interesting enough.
in any case he also always seems to have a sharp eye for any would-be troublemakers, who never seem to go unnoticed somehow. maybe it has something to do with how he's apparently a pretty good duelist when he needs to be? listen, okay, i'm flexible here ]
[Considering Sieg's questionable circumstances of life and existence, he's here as a half-blood student.
Nobody's ever managed to get a last name out of him.
He seems to have a particular talent for curses but he'd rather not talk about that. He seems to be enthusiastically learning about anything he can get his hand on. Find him after classes in the library or during Care of Magical Creatures where he lavishes attention on a hippogriff.]
[ sometimes people wonder how a mousy little girl like xion ended up in gryffindor. when the hat stalled during her sorting, her timid frown visible even under its wide brim, everyone was expecting it to cry "hufflepuff"... but red and gold sashes were thrown over her shoulders when it finally announced her house.
they soon realized that the hat had of course made the right call, though, when someone started talking shit about her twin brother in the great hall. next thing they knew, they heard her shout "expelliarmus!" from the gryffindor table and suddenly found themselves on their back with a striking pain in their chest.
when she isn't in class or on a hair trigger defending her family and friends, she can usually be found studying in the gryffindor common room or out on the quidditch pitch. her official position is chaser, but she's been known to step in to sub for out-of-commision beaters when they've taken one bludger too many. if she can't be located anywhere on school grounds, chances are she's at honeydukes, lowkey wishing florean fortescue's ice cream parlour had a hogsmeade location. the one track mind is a universal constant. ]
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what the fuck why is everyone else too afraid to post first ( ION 𝄞 SLYTHERIN )
anyway hello, the tiniest second? yeah, second year. i say tiny but we learned in grimm both the ions are actually taller than a good couple of characters and truly,
he's a slytherin but he's generally sweet and polite and respectful to everyone in the school? a model hufflepuff? maybe a ravenclaw? are we sure he's in the right house? he's a model student at least, even if ~mysterious~ health problems plague him every now and then. ]
Akane Shinjou | Slytherin
Anyway remember how in Subdiv we got to go to HP world and Akane made, like, ominously smoking potions that killed plants they touched? And then a love potion to drug her crush??
So basically she loves making potions. She will make potions for you! They may or may not be what you asked for, but... She will make potions for you! ]
majima goro | punk ass slytherin OR dada teacher
a) meet the world's tallest, lankiest slytherin, because apparently that's what we all are around here??? he may appear to be a textbook snake who prefers pummeling people with his fists rather than slinging spells around, but he's actually a pretty fun guy to be around when he isn't itching to pick a fight. good luck with that, though, because he prefers to be a lone wolf. as far as activities are concerned, he's almost always dozing off or messing around when he actually is present in class; more often than not, he's probably smoking on the outskirts of school grounds, or casually strolling through the forbidden forest. #yolo
perhaps the most jarring thing (at least ooc, i guess) is that he has two eyes? wild.
or . . .
b) he, somehow, was hired and allowed to teach defense against the dark arts? those who knew him during his school years probably heard about him falling in with the wrong crowd after graduation, then found himself on the wrong foot with some death eaters when he'd refused to sell out someone close to him. he disappeared for a few years and was thought dead, but eventually resurfaced... minus an eye, his ability to wear a shirt, and apparently some of his sanity.
he's, uh, a very eccentric teacher, to say the least. he believes in learning through hands-on experience and defending oneself in unorthodox ways, so students of his are rightfully frightened at first (if his appearance alone doesn't already do it)... the curses that leave his mouth are of the swearing variety rather than the unforgivable sort, though, and he's always quick to knock a troublemaker in the head for bullying another kid who can't quite defend themselves.
idk man roll with me here you act as if i know what i'm doing ]
b... hi again
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julius kresnik | slytherin ice prince, or transfiguration teacher
a) so here we have what at a glance appears to be your standard aloof snake, all prim and properlike. he keeps to himself, doesn't go out of his way to engage people much, and when spoken to he's brisk and distant but polite, ultimately, which is more than can be said of some. he's positively scathing if someone rubs him the wrong way, though, but for whatever reason it seems actually, legitimately difficult for most to do that? either he's more patient than would appear, or he just expects people to be idiots in the first place. either or.
he has the study habits of a library shutin, but more often than not he actually can be found out on the grounds, putting things into practice. funny thing is, he doesn't much ever turn away someone who asks for help and legitimately needs it. just... don't ever ask him for potions tutoring. he's just barely short of being an utter disaster in that subject, merlin knows why.
or,
b) you have what mira calls professor energy julius. a straightforward and calm teacher who more than anything just seems fairly mild-mannered, if a bit teasingly wry or playful while lecturing about various transmutation laws that if it weren't for their existence would make life so much easier for them all, but what can you do? complain to gamp about his fundamental restrictions and exceptions when he's long dead? transfiguration isn't the most engaging subject for everyone, sure, it's very theory and knowledge dense compared to some of the other classes, but he does what he can to keep it interesting enough.
in any case he also always seems to have a sharp eye for any would-be troublemakers, who never seem to go unnoticed somehow. maybe it has something to do with how he's apparently a pretty good duelist when he needs to be? listen, okay, i'm flexible here ]
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Sieg | Hufflepuff
Nobody's ever managed to get a last name out of him.
He seems to have a particular talent for curses but he'd rather not talk about that. He seems to be enthusiastically learning about anything he can get his hand on. Find him after classes in the library or during Care of Magical Creatures where he lavishes attention on a hippogriff.]
xion | keykids be gryffinpuffs
they soon realized that the hat had of course made the right call, though, when someone started talking shit about her twin brother in the great hall. next thing they knew, they heard her shout "expelliarmus!" from the gryffindor table and suddenly found themselves on their back with a striking pain in their chest.
when she isn't in class or on a hair trigger defending her family and friends, she can usually be found studying in the gryffindor common room or out on the quidditch pitch. her official position is chaser, but she's been known to step in to sub for out-of-commision beaters when they've taken one bludger too many. if she can't be located anywhere on school grounds, chances are she's at honeydukes, lowkey wishing florean fortescue's ice cream parlour had a hogsmeade location. the one track mind is a universal constant. ]